Jokes: humorous quotes to make you laugh

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Jokes: humorous quotes to make you laugh

“Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down the country road at night with no light while looking out the back window.” -Peter Ducker “Only one thing is certain - that is, nothing is certain. If this statement is true, it is also false.” -Ancient Paradox

“There are two kinds of people – those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there’s less competition there.” -Indira Gandhi

“It is amazing how long it takes to complete something you are not working on.” -RD Gyde

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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope

“Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.” -Karl Marx

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