Mean and funny quotations: quotes that are both funny and mean

"Mean and funny quotations: quotes that are both funny and mean"

If you are looking for a mean quote or a funny one, you have arrived at the right place. Enjoy our selection of quotes that are mean yet funny and in a way, truthful.

"If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z; where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

"Immigrant, n. An unenlightened person who think one country better than another." ~ Ambrose Bierce, The devil's dictionary

More funny and mean quotations - plus some brave and truthful ones

More funny and mean quotations: the first one works when you are a bundle of nerves before a presentation or an interview- great for beating social phobia and shyness too

"Grandpa told me at an early age that all people are just as full of s**t as I am. So why should I feel uneasy or insecure around people?" ~ Unknown

"Managers have an irrational fear that they need people in all those chairs all the time or everything will fall apart. ~ Joe Robinson

"First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. ~ Gandhi

"The alternative to uncertainty is authority, against which science has fought for centuries. ~ James Gleick, writer

"A psychologist once said that, we know little about conscience except that it is soluble in alcohol." ~ Thomas Blackburn

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tounge." ~ Dorothy Parker

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." ~ Winston Churchill

Mean and funny quotations for public speaking

Quotes make wonderful ice breakers too

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